benderfromstatefarm:

his number is 14 because that’s how old Juliet was

04-19 / 20:56 / 1 note

madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

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04-18 / 16:42 / 314,333 notes

The first day of filming on the Avengers was definitely one of the great moments of my life; a bunch of fully grown adults, most of whom were stonking great movie stars, all pointing and laughing at each other.

"Look at you in your Spandex!" "Well, look at you in your Spandex!"

Tom Hiddleston on filming The Avengers (x)

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

image

jESUS H FUCK

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04-18 / 16:36 / 168,809 notes

zistonian-battle-sign:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

buttsexsubtext:

Dear God

stark naked

did u just

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curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

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04-18 / 16:34 / 57,389 notes

geothebio:

geothebio:

i realize that marvel has an official tony stark twitter but why don’t they have an official steve rogers twitter where all his tweets are just confused sentence fragments

image

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bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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04-16 / 21:50 / 87,435 notes

captamericasmellsliketeenspirit:

I had the privilege of donning Captain America’s costume. I’m pleased to say it fit like a glove. (laughs)

Chris Evans - I take my hat off to him. He was so game. I put his costume on and I did a crude impression of Captain America and then later, he watched me do it. And so that performance that you see, is Chris Evans doing an impression of me doing an impression of him.

- Tom Hiddleston, Thor: The Dark World Commentary

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Title: I Fucking Love Science
Artist: Hank Green and the Perfect Strangers
Played: 106722 times

scienceing:

edwardspoonhands:

First Track on Incongruent: “I Fucking Love Science.” I think this will also be the first music video…if all goes according to plan.

Obviously, this is the explicit version. If you like it please share! And high five to Rob Scallon for that SICK DRUM SOLO!

God I’m excited about this.

I think this speaks for most of science tumblr.  


04-16 / 21:47 / 12,616 notes

werewolfloves:

im-thirstyy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

this video keeps me going

This is my favorite video of all time

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04-16 / 21:42 / 526,831 notes

pancakebird:

an art tutorial

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04-16 / 21:34 / 53,462 notes

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

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04-16 / 21:31 / 233,284 notes

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slenderlock:

madame-vashtranerada:

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

is coulson in a suit 

it’s his casual suit

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